"Twilight" in a Camp!

"NOW THIS IS SO FUNNY! I HAD FUN DOING THIS TRAILER!"

Demi: I know what you are You're impossibly fast .....and strong Your skin is pale white and ...ice cold
Joe:Are you afraid?
Demi: I'm only afraid of losing you.
Joe: I'm not the most dangerous thing out there.
Kevin: Security Guard at rushing(?) mill got killed by some kind of animal.
Demi: An animal?
Tess:*sniffs* ahhh you brought a snack.
Demi: (panicked) Wait, now he's going to come after me?
Brown: He's got unparalleled senses, absolutely lethal
Joe: I'll do whatever it takes to make you safe again. The hunt is his obsession, he'll never stop!
Tess: Tell him to avenge you. Tell him!

THE PART I LOVE THE MOST: THE ENDING! Watch it here:

I never knew vampires love food fight too.